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Infographic: China Chokes Under Toxic Smog

Onion News - Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:36
Beijing has struggled with record air pollution this year, which has blotted out the sun, grounded flights, and affected the health and quality of life of millions.
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Ravens Win Best Team At 2013 Super Bowl Awards

Onion News - Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:45
NEW ORLEANS—In a star-studded gala hosted by James Brown, the Baltimore Ravens were honored for their distinctive achievement in the football industry Sunday, winning Best Team at the 2013 Super Bowl Awards.

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Editorial Cartoon: Shortstacked

Onion News - Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:35
Shortstacked
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American Voices: Young Americans Fueling Nation’s Yogurt Craze

Onion News - Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:45
While overall dairy consumption has remained consistent, yogurt sales in the United States have more than doubled since 2001, a nationwide craze that has been driven largely by those aged 18 to 34.

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Slideshow: The Week In Pictures

Onion News - Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:23
The Week In Pictures

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Phil Simms Spends Super Bowl Broadcast Talking Up New Orleans Sex Trade

Onion News - Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:16
NEW ORLEANS—While announcing Sunday’s Super Bowl XLVII matchup between the Ravens and the 49ers, CBS sportscaster Phil Simms reportedly spent the majority of the championship broadcast praising New Orleans’ burgeoning sex trade.

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Ray Lewis Crying Over Embarrassing Spectacle He's Become

Onion News - Sun, 02/03/2013 - 23:00
NEW ORLEANS—After completing the final game of his career Sunday, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was openly crying on national television over what a humiliating spectacle he’s become.

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Cast Of 'How I Met Your Mother' Hamming It Up At Bottom Of Screen For Entire Super Bowl

Onion News - Sun, 02/03/2013 - 22:30
Cast Of 'How I Met Your Mother' Hamming It Up At Bottom Of Screen For Entire Super Bowl

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Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking

Onion News - Sun, 02/03/2013 - 20:10
CHICAGO—Blasting the group’s “absolutely pathetic” first-half snacking effort, Super Bowl party host Glenn Warren reportedly flew into a wild rage Sunday, screaming at guests to start munching with some intensity.

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Harbaugh Boys Miss Super Bowl While Attempting To Solve Mystery Of Smugglers Cove

Onion News - Sun, 02/03/2013 - 19:15
NEW ORLEANS—Tied up with their efforts to crack their most intriguing case yet, sources confirmed Sunday that the Harbaugh Boys missed the first half of Super Bowl XLVII while attempting to solve The Mystery of Smugglers Cove. According to sources, ...

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Dennis Kucinich Interview Transcript 1/30/2013 Part 1 - OpEdNews

Dennis in the News - Sat, 02/02/2013 - 20:43

Dennis Kucinich Interview Transcript 1/30/2013 Part 1
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Rob Kall: (Station ID) And, this is the Rob Kall Bottom Up Radio Show, WNJC 1360 AM out of Washington Township reaching Metro Philly and south Jersey, sponsored by Opednews.com . My guest today, I'm very excited to say, is Dennis Kucinich! Welcome ...

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