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Chicago's Annual Homicide Drive Off To Most Promising Start In Decades

Onion News - Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:55
CHICAGO—Having tallied a “very promising” 41 murders so far in 2013, police officials confirmed Tuesday that the annual Chicago Homicide Drive was off to its fastest start in more than a decade and was already well on its way to reaching...

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Ray LaHood Resigns Following Mysterious Disappearance Of Country Road

Onion News - Tue, 01/29/2013 - 15:30
WASHINGTON—Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood announced his resignation from the Obama Administration earlier this morning following his alleged involvement in the recent disappearance of U.S.

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