A Weekly Affair
Pasadena Weekly
There was a Rose Queen with an automatic weapon; politically-oriented articles on Dennis Kucinich, Lyndon LaRouche and Mayor Bill Bogaard, all of which came with a rather sharp point; the “Let Us Pray” 2004 election cover showing a sanctimonious Bush ...

Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed

A comedic webisode about two roommates became a viral sensation this week after reaching the unprecedented 100 view milestone.

SEATTLE—Citing “subtle notes of ethambutol and clindamycin,” longtime McDonald’s customer Chris Hingle reported Thursday that he could discern from the taste of his McChicken sandwich a definite change in the antibiotics the fast f...

Least Effective Cat Calls

LOS ANGELES—Ahead of his impending free agency, Lakers center Dwight Howard told reporters Thursday that he is “very interested” in moving to Houston and completely ruining the Rockets.

Aiming to feed astronauts efficiently on long space missions in the future, NASA has awarded a $125,000 grant to develop a printer that can create three-dimensional food items, which will use cartridges containing edible powders that have a shelf life of ...

Eric Garcetti, The Boy Mayor Of Los Angeles
LA Weekly (blog)
Think of John Purroy Mitchel in New York, a reformer elected when he was 34, or Jerry Springer in Cincinnati (age 33) or Dennis Kucinich in Cleveland (age 32). Typically a city turns to a "boy mayor" when it needs a dose of youthful idealism to ...

State shopping? Not a successful strategy for pols
MSNBC
Dennis Kucinich's (D-Ohio) district was eliminated in the 2012 redistricting, and he lost an intraparty primary to fellow Rep. Marcy Kaptur, the former Cleveland mayor floated running for Congress–in Washington state's new congressional district. He ...

MIAMI—During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals, players on the Miami Heat confirmed Wednesday that they were wholly unprepared for the aggressive brand of basketball played by the chainsaw-wielding members of the Indiana Pacers squad.

With White House Bogged Down By Scandal, GOP Looks For Boost
WUNC
And if anybody can - Dennis Kucinich was a possible guess. CONAN: Yes, it was, and John Lindsay. RUDIN: Right, John Lindsay, the great Sam Yorty. CONAN: Speaking of mayor of Los Angeles. RUDIN: Right, and if anybody can guess the Republican ...

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Sonia Sotomayor And Alley Bar Skate Crew Share Fondness For DC Restaurant ...
Huffington Post
Comma Coffee is a relatively new kid on the block to political campaign stops, but since they opened their doors in 2000, they have hosted Hillary Clinton, President Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Dennis Kucinich, Ron Paul and even former President Jimmy ...

A federal court ruled that the government does not have to release photographs of the body of Osama bin Laden taken after he was shot dead in 2011, claiming the images could incite violence against the U.S.

LONDON—Just two months away from Kate Middleton’s speculated July due date, sources close to the Royal Family confirmed today the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge is in the throes of yet another case of morning sickness.

CHICAGO—Iconic Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher officially announced his retirement from the NFL Wednesday, despite acknowledging that he still had “a lot of injuries left in the tank.” “I’ve decided that now is the tim...

The Faster Times
Congressional Republicans Warned to Seek Medical Attention if IRS Scandal ...
The Faster Times
Said one Republican Senator who asked to remain anonymous, “Let's just say I spend a lot of time thinking about Dennis Kucinich ejaculating onto my face while Al Sharpton tickles my balls.” Tags: IRS, Republicans, Scandal. Buzz Feldman is a writer and ...

Windows XP operating system Will offer new titles in such popular Xbox series as Ace Combat, Kane & Lynch, Crash Time, and Call of Juarez Xbox Hat—Say the words “Xbox Hat” out loud and a large ima...

REWIND! 10 Sharp Knives That Scarred You For Life

WASHINGTON—Standing before members of the White House Press Corps Wednesday afternoon as aides lowered a bunch of grapes into his mouth, President Obama encouraged everyone gathered in the West Wing briefing room to abandon their inhibitions and rev...

PHILADELPHIA—Samantha Curtis, a 29-year-old sales clerk who has reportedly cracked three separate iPhone screens over the years, is due to give birth to a baby boy this coming August, sources confirmed. The expectant mother, who has accidentally dam...