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Super Bowl Party Host Screams At Guests For Lackluster First-Half Snacking

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 20:10
CHICAGO—Blasting the group’s “absolutely pathetic” first-half snacking effort, Super Bowl party host Glenn Warren reportedly flew into a wild rage Sunday, screaming at guests to start munching with some intensity.

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Harbaugh Boys Miss Super Bowl While Attempting To Solve Mystery Of Smugglers Cove

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 19:15
NEW ORLEANS—Tied up with their efforts to crack their most intriguing case yet, sources confirmed Sunday that the Harbaugh Boys missed the first half of Super Bowl XLVII while attempting to solve The Mystery of Smugglers Cove. According to sources, ...

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