Aries The universe, in all its wisdom, has a plan for everyone. Strangely, you're supposed to be the nun who holds up a distributor cap and winks while the Nazis try to start their car. Taurus That person you've been see...

Narcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IV

NEW YORK—The NHL announced Tuesday it would study the possible safety and injury risks of playing hockey on Astro-Ice, an artificial rink-surfacing material used by many teams instead of expensive and difficult-to-maintain ice, the solid state of wa...

FOX 6 p.m. EST/5 p.m. CST Judge Tommy rules that to recover his money from a crooked car dealer, plaintiff Clark Reynolds first has to kiss a dog's butt.

COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper.

Washington Times
Plain Dealer Endorses US Rep. Marcy Kaptur
Patch.com
Dennis Kucinich, the longtime Cleveland-area politician — a pick referred to “as comfortable as an old shoe.” The contest's third Democrat, Graham Veysey, was also passed over. However the newspaper noted that he has a “voice that needs to be heard.
Dennis Kucinich v. Marcy Kaptur: How GOP Redistricting Will Force Out a Top ...AlterNet
Rep. Marcy Kaptur's primary campaign makes TV buy in ClevelandPlain Dealer (blog)
Kaptur, Kucinich face off in OhioWashington Times

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During primary season, it can be tough to decide whom you wish to nominate for president of the United States. Here are some simple ways to decide which candidate is right for you: Don’t vote for anyone who can’t make free throws, b...

Nine whooping cranes that had been following an ultralight aircraft as it guided them on their migratory route stopped when they reached Alabama, 500 miles short of the intended destination.

In a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.

Man In International Airport Only Speaks Business

Washington Times
Kaptur, Kucinich face off in Ohio
Washington Times
Marcy Kaptur (seen here) and Dennis J. Kucinich, Ohio Democrats, have been cast together into a newly redrawn district across northern Ohio, stretching alongside Lake Erie from Cleveland to Toledo. Unless one decides to retire, they will have to fight ...
Dennis Kucinich v. Marcy Kaptur: How GOP Redistricting Will Force Out a Top ...AlterNet

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Toledo Blade
Kaptur, Kucinich face off in Ohio
Washington Times
Dennis J. Kucinich and Rep. Marcy Kaptur, battling for one seat in the state's redrawn 9th District. The district covers a narrow, 100-mile slice of Lake Erie shoreline from Cleveland's blue-collar suburbs to Toledo. With time ticking toward the March ...
Voinovich: Kaptur better than KucinichPolitico (blog)
Newcomer Graham Veysey touts youth in underdog bid against Dennis Kucinich and ...Plain Dealer
Congressman Kucinich visits Toledo to campaignWTOL.com
Toledo Blade -Chronicle-Telegram -WTAM.com
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WASHINGTON—Department of Health and Human Services officials held a press conference Monday to announce that while no studies had been conducted to establish that the practice is unhealthy, people still should not eat candles.

Most Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing Well

Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can't Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album

Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!

LOS ANGELES—At a press conference Monday, Everton and Los Angeles Galaxy forward Landon Donovan announced his signing of a $2-Per-Goal contract with his grandparents Frank and Dianne Donovan—a full 100 percent raise from his previous ag...

HOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind's understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13...

Cleveland News - Fox 8
Brown, Kucinich Seek FDA Action to Protect Dogs From 'Tainted' Treats
Cleveland News - Fox 8
Dennis Kucinich have sent letters to the Food and Drug Administration commissioner urging swift action concerning “tainted” pet treats from China. It was only after those two incidents that Thaxton caught wind of an FDA warning connecting the illnesses ...
Northeast Ohio pet owners want fast FDA action on pet treats from ChinaPlain Dealer
Congressional leaders, pet owners want FDA action over reports of treats ...NewsNet5.com

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